Thursday, August 25, 2005

Sorry for the lack of an update. A few months ago, Master Destiny (EMILIO ESTEVEZ) was having a cat tranquilizer-induced flashback to his days on the set of Young Guns and Young Guns 2. He decided he was a cowboy and wore these big boots and decided it would be funny if while high on animal tranquilizers if he crushed my fingers with the heel of his boots and then he also thought it would be funny if he broke my wrists with a wrench.

It was pretty funny.

But my wounds are healed up and now Master Destiny (EMILIO ESTEVEZ) said I could use the computer again as long as I don't fuck up his fantasy football draft. He's in a league with people he co-starred with in Young Guns and Young Guns 2. His team name is "Cowboys on Cat Tranquilizers who beat the shit out of their manservants."