Thursday, June 30, 2005

Emilio wants to lower Third World Debt. But his fundraiser idea isn't Live 8 because he thinks "I Don't Like Mondays" is a really crappy song.

Instead, Emilio's fundraiser is to sell my blood. I have a really big headache. I'm dizzy and I've thrown up a lot.

But anything to help Togo.


Thursday, June 16, 2005

Emilio Estevez (MASTER DESTINY) ripped off all of my fingernails because I didn't Tivo the episode of The Wonder Years where Fred Savage and Winnie Cooper do it anal for the first time. He loves that show and frequently gets ice sculptures of Fred Savage to adorn his front lawn. He likes to see Fred Savage's face melt. Emilio also likes to make me rub my face against an ice sculpture of a giant penis outside of Dodger Stadium.

That's why I couldn't update for a while.